Cows, Milk, and a little Anatomy lesson.

Half way home from the grocery store last night we realized we had forgotten to buy milk. So the "Milk" conversation began with Mr. JCrew. We talked about Mom milking the cow (yes, I put my pioneering skills to work and milked a cow) at the Whiting Reunion and all its details then Big J asked Crew IF he could remember where milk came from & how to milk the cow?

Crew's answer: Cows make milk in its belly. And just when you thought the conversation was over he tells us, "....Yeah, you pull on its Penis!!!...and milk comes out!!!" Side splitting laughter roared in the truck while we attempted to give him the politically correct term for what mom was pulling to get the milk out, "udders." It didn't stick with him, he continued on counting his fingers, "1,2,3,4...cows have 4 Pee-nuts!!!...they squirt milk!!!" We gave up at our anatomy lesson on the cow after that...we couldn't manage to get a word out through all the laughter. So I guess IF you didn't know where milk came from before or how to milk a cow...you do now!!!